Demons Beware!
Landover Baptist Church Pastors
Pastor Deacon Fred
Pastor Rev. John Clunas
Pastor Wilkins
Pastor Harry Hardwick
Pastor Al E. Pistle
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Pastor Ezekiel Flint
Pastor Marshall
Pastor John Smith
Pastor Will Rawlings
Pastor Bubba T. Gatlin
Dr. Rev. Elmer Country
Rev. E. Dwayne Looper (EDL)
Pastor William B. Done
Pastor J. Entwhistle
Rev. Gary Bortnick
Rev. Dr. Tanner
Dr. Steve Troxell (Rev.)
Preacher Pendegrass
Parson Steffa
Dr. Rev. Carl Windsor
Pastor H. Hollar
Little Nathan De'Angelo
Minister D.Wright
Rector O'Donnally
Rev. Hucheson
Dr. Rev. John Smith
Minister Alfred Hornwick
Rector Randy
Rev. Elmer Townings
Minister Gary Larsonel
Rector Fancy Johnson
Rev. Pastor Hector
Dr. Diamond Ben Tilly
Pastor Hank
Pastor William Kidwell
Pastor Thorn Garvin
Pastor Albert Gunny
Pastor Timothy John
Pastor Paul Hullick
Pastor Billy Barnes
Rev. Jonathan Clunas

Ex-Drunkard and Former Mary Worshipper

Pastor John Clunas is an ex-Catholic turned fundamentalist, turned alcoholic, turned Irish rugby star, turned Catholic priest, turned African big-game hunter, turned Catholic monk, turned alcoholic again, turned Catholic priest again, turned married man, turned fundamentalist, turned riverboat gambler, turned Alaskan fur-trapper, turned  regional director for Guinness distribution, turned alcoholic again, turned Catholic priest again, turned fundamentalist again, turned (and currently) orator of Holy Communion at the Landover Baptist Church. 

Pastor Clunas holds a special place in his heart for lost Catholic, Pope loving, Mary Worshipping, bead counting, candle lighting, genuflecting, eavesdropping, dice rolling, hat wearing, boy buggering, saint craving, idol worshipping, tabernacle adoring, crucifix wearing, bone throwing, confession taking, devil loving, robe wearing, cake baking, water dippers. He knows them well, and it is a joy to have a convert from the enemy's camp among us.

Rev. Clunas has been collecting shocking tales of torture and abuse suffered at the hands of the Satanic (Catholic) Church. They are now available online at "Horror in The Church!"

Although Rev. Clunas has been fully rehabilitated from his Catholic experience, he (by his own desire) attends deprogramming courses once a month. "In me line of work, a laddie can never be certain if the hairs on his head have truly turned from red to gray," he joked.




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