John Clunas is an ex-Catholic turned fundamentalist, turned alcoholic,
turned Irish rugby star, turned Catholic priest, turned African big-game
hunter, turned Catholic monk, turned alcoholic again, turned Catholic priest
again, turned married man, turned fundamentalist, turned riverboat gambler,
turned Alaskan fur-trapper, turned regional director for Guinness
distribution, turned alcoholic again, turned Catholic priest again, turned
fundamentalist again, turned (and currently) orator of Holy Communion at
the Landover Baptist Church.
Pastor Clunas holds a special place in his heart for lost Catholic,
Pope loving, Mary Worshipping, bead counting, candle lighting, genuflecting,
eavesdropping, dice rolling, hat wearing, boy buggering, saint craving,
idol worshipping, tabernacle adoring, crucifix wearing, bone throwing,
confession taking, devil loving, robe wearing, cake baking, water dippers.
He knows them well, and it is a joy to have a convert from the enemy's
camp among us.
Rev. Clunas has been collecting shocking tales of torture and abuse
suffered at the hands of the Satanic (Catholic) Church. They are now available
online at "Horror in The
Although Rev. Clunas has been fully rehabilitated from his Catholic
experience, he (by his own desire) attends deprogramming courses once a
month. "In me line of work, a laddie can never be certain if the hairs
on his head have truly turned from red to gray," he joked.