Demons Beware!
Landover Baptist Church Pastors
Pastor Deacon Fred
Pastor Rev. John Clunas
Pastor Wilkins
Pastor Harry Hardwick
Pastor Al E. Pistle
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Pastor Ezekiel Flint
Pastor Will Rawlings
Pastor Bubba T. Gatlin
Dr. Rev. Elmer Country
Rev. E. Dwayne Looper (EDL)
Pastor William B. Done
Pastor Marshall
Pastor J. Entwhistle
Rev. Gary Bortnick
Rev. Dr. Tanner
Dr. Steve Troxell (Rev.)
Preacher Pendegrass
Parson Steffa
Dr. Rev. Carl Windsor
Pastor H. Hollar
Little Nathan De'Angelo
Minister D.Wright
Rector O'Donnally
Rev. Hucheson
Dr. Rev. John Smith
Minister Alfred Hornwick
Rector Randy
Rev. Elmer Townings
Minister Gary Larsonel
Rector Fancy Johnson
Rev. Pastor Hector
Dr. Diamond Ben Tilly
Pastor Hank
Pastor William Kidwell
Pastor Thorn Garvin
Pastor Albert Gunny
Pastor Timothy John
Pastor Paul Hullick
Pastor Billy Barnes
Pastor Ezekiel Flint

Photographic Christian Memorist and Missionary to the Ornamentals

Pastor Ezekiel FlintPastor Ezekiel Flint is a 7th generation True Christian™ Pastor at Landover Baptist Church.  His bloodline can be traced to the Hubert Flynte Pilgrim family from the Pinta, with only two percent Injun taint. 

Pastor Ezekiel is a well known Baptist prodegy who is often called upon by the Lord to speak and receive large sums of tax-deductible donations at the Southern Baptist Convention, the Evangelical Bachelors Association's Annual month long Seminar in Amsterdam, The Society of Single Women for Christ's bi-monthly meetings, and other numerous True Christian™ gatherings.

At 5-years old, little Ezekiel had memorized the entire KJV 1611 Bible. In addition, he memorized the first 2,000 pages of Strong's Concordance and quite by accident, 2-years worth articles from his mother's subscription to Women's Day magazine which were laying on the coffee table next to the concordance.

Ezekiel was home schooled at the end of a wooden paddle by his father, Pastor Obadiah Flint, a dear and beloved (now gone to be home with the Lord) member of Landover Baptist's exclusive inner, "Romans 13 Circle of Authority."

Inspired by his loving father, at the age of 12 he began what would later become a lifelong Christian obsession of collecting paddles, switches and various rods of discipline.  Ezekiel was is in the True Christian Book of Earthly Records™ for having the largest collection of blood-stained wooden paddles of parental love from 1991-2004.

Three years ago, Pastor Ezekiel was having dinner with Pastor Deacon Fred at a Sushi Bar in New York City.  Someone had left a Slope dictionary on the counter, and while Deacon Fred was in the bathroom, he came back to find that Ezekiel had memorized the entire Japaneses disgusting language while he was waiting for the check.  As a result, Pastor Ezekiel now divides his time between rebuking local demons in Freehold, Iowa and the sloped servants of Satan from a number of church estates in Ornamental countries.  

Pastor Ezekiel remains unmarried, ladies!









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