Deacon Fred was saved at the age of 4. He assures us all that he lived more of a sinner's life
in those four years than any other human being would ever dare.
Pastor Deacon Fred serves as the head Pastor at Landover Baptist.
Landover Baptist is really the largest church in the United States of America
with over 162,354 tithing members.
Our Godly Pastor is both an infallible Pastor and a perfect Deacon. That
means he preaches and serves. He is an earthly representation of the
manifestation of God's fullest potential for a human being created in Christ's
image. Being a Pastor and a Deacon also allows PDF (as his closest circle of
confidants call him, not to be confused with downloadable Adobe Acrobat files -
which he could do as well, if he were so inclined) to be semi-omnipresent. We
don't question it, it just happens. PDF is also the head of
media relations at Landover Baptist Church, and the official spokesman
to the unsaved world. "I travel in and out of the sewer," he jokes, "I
don't do it because I want to, I do it because I was called to."
PDF holds more degrees than any other Landover Baptist Pastor.
He has a degree in Applied Presupositionalism from the University of Iowa.
He holds four degrees in Theology from various home Bible study programs. He
a degree in Angelology from Southern Baptist Biblical Academy for Real
Christians™, seven honorary
Doctorates in Apologetics from assorted Creation Science Research Centers, A Masters Degree in Post Umbilicism from
Alabama Levitical Bible Institute, and an Associates
in Elementary School Education from Plimpton Community College in New Jersey.
PDF is heard weekly on radio stations almost everywhere in the world
and is an internationally recognized convention speaker. He is often fond of saying, "You can fry an egg on the devil's hiney, but it ain't never gonna come out sunny-side up,
Pastor Deacon Fred also has a YouTube video ministry, available to the
public, non-paying unsaved by clicking