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Landover Baptist Church Pastors
Pastor Deacon Fred
Pastor Rev. John Clunas
Pastor Wilkins
Pastor Harry Hardwick
Pastor Al E. Pistle
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Pastor Ezekiel Flint
Pastor Marshall
Pastor John Smith
Pastor Will Rawlings
Pastor Bubba T. Gatlin
Dr. Rev. Elmer Country
Rev. E. Dwayne Looper (EDL)
Pastor William B. Done
Pastor J. Entwhistle
Rev. Gary Bortnick
Rev. Dr. Tanner
Dr. Steve Troxell (Rev.)
Preacher Pendegrass
Parson Steffa
Dr. Rev. Carl Windsor
Pastor H. Hollar
Little Nathan De'Angelo
Minister D.Wright
Rector O'Donnally
Rev. Hucheson
Dr. Rev. John Smith
Minister Alfred Hornwick
Rector Randy
Rev. Elmer Townings
Minister Gary Larsonel
Rector Fancy Johnson
Rev. Pastor Hector
Dr. Diamond Ben Tilly
Pastor Hank
Pastor William Kidwell
Pastor Thorn Garvin
Pastor Albert Gunny
Pastor Timothy John
Pastor Paul Hullick
Pastor Billy Barnes
Rev. E. Dwayne Looper

Champion for the Rights of Heterosexuals

Who is Reverend E. Dwayne Looper (EDL)? And what of his large, extended family? EDL is a middle-aged Southern Baptist minister and anti-homosexual activist. Aside from this, he is a largely a self-aggrandizing failure in the vein of Bob Larson. His one attempt to get rich ended in charges from the FDA and an IRS investigation. Afer which he fled to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan, Canada, to avoid legal problems.

Returning (legally) to Freehold, Iowa, in January 2000, EDL was placed in charge of the George & Jesus 2000 campaign. It was learned that Rev. Looper grew up with George W. Bush in Texas and prior to Bush's run for governor of the Lone Star state, EDL correctly discerned that Bush was possessed by a demon of stupidity and delivered him from it. As a result, GW fell into Rev. Looper's debt and ended all of the Clinton-era persecutions that came about as a result of the Looper Gospeltory.

Rev. Looper is not only a pastor, but an outreach minister. He travels around this Godly nation protesting the presence of Satan at films, bath houses, cooking shows, hair salons, pet stores, and flea markets throughout this Godly nation. While in Freehold, he resides with his lovely wife, E. Lou Ann, in a Christian mansion near Isaiah's creek."




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