| Edna Denkins
LOST LITTLE LAMB OF THE
LORD - SECRETARY TO PASTOR DEACON FRED
|
 The
Denkins Family tree has many branches in need of pruning. Edna Denkins,
like her
Aunt, Dora Denkins, is one of those branches. Edna joined the Landover
Baptist Church Staff in late 2009 after winning both an online and local contest
called "Pastor Deacon Fred's Secretary for a Day Contest."
After meeting Pastor Deacon Fred for a private prayer, the two became very
close, and Pastor ordained her as his permanent personal secretary.
Edna was educated at Landover Baptist Academy for the Saved™, and completed
several courses in
remedial
homemaking at the Freehold, Iowa Community College before becoming a
salaried member of the Landover Baptist Church Staff.
Edna accompanies Pastor Deacon Fred on his trips to conferences and also joins
him on his family vacations.
UPDATE: Since the
incarceration of Pastor Deacon Fred, the Board of Deacons learned that
(among other things too vile to mention on a Christian web page) Edna Denkins is
the sole proprietor of Pastor's personal Facebook password! She has been
updating his Facebook page since May of 2010 to keep the public informed of
Pastor's predicament.
Since
the transfer of Pastoral power in June of 2010, Edna Denkins has become a
fugitive from the Lord. Her whereabouts are unknown, although she
continues to update Pastor's Facebook page and
has
created a Facebook page of her own.
If any church member knows the whereabouts of Edna Denkins, you are required to
inform a Baptist Police Officer immediately! She is in possession of
church property is considered "mentally unstable."
.
|
|
|
