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Winners of Landover Baptist's Annual "Weed Out A WICCA Art Contest" for Children (Grades 1-8).

Is Your Mommy a Witch?

Freehold, Iowa - 1,300 Fine Baptist works of art in crayon were received for this year's "Weed Out a Wicca: Is Your Mommy a Witch?" art contest for all eligible saved children in Freehold, Iowa.  The top three winners are displayed below.  53 Runner up drawings will be displayed on the East wall of the North Narthex in the West Main Sanctuary of Landover Baptist Church from October 2 - November 4.

Chief Executive Pastor, Deacon Fred will personally congratulate and officially invoke each of the top three recipients' well deserved awards on the last Sunday of October.  (Each winner will receive an autographed Children's Bible signed by Pastor Deacon Fred along with additional life changing rewards, detailed below).

 

"Is My Mommy a Witch?"  Art Contest Winner Awards:

1st Place:  Your Mommy will be sent to our North Dakota Facility for the Demonically Possessed and you will be able to continue your education at the Landover Baptist Academy for the Saved free of charge for 1-year

2nd Place:  Your Mommy will be sent to the North Dakota Facility for the Demonically Possessed and you will be sent to the Denkins' Family Homeschooling House.

3rd Place:  Your Mommy will be removed from your home and replaced with a Mexican maid.  You will be sent to the Creation Science Research Facility to undergo treatment for Spiritual abuse, free of charge for 2-years.

 

 


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