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NATIONAL NEWS!
Christian Artists Record:
"We Are Not of This World" to Aid Baptist Missionaries in Haiti
NATIONAL HEADLINES
 Freehold,
Iowa
- Christian
artists across America
were invited to the Sandi Patti Recording Studio in Freehold,
Iowa
earlier this week to record a song to aid the
Baptist missionaries being persecuted in
Haiti. "In these parts, we don't gather
together to sing a simpering ditty penned by a dead pedophile," Landover
Baptist Pastor Deacon
Fred said at a press conference held last week. "Over one hundred
popular, True Christian™ artists, from gospel singers, faith healers,
rattlesnake tamers and the 1983 Northern Iowa Polka Dance Off
runners-up heeded the call to help their brothers and sisters in need!"
Approaching fifty-percent of almost every dollar made from downloads of
the song on i4AnEye Christ-Tunes™ or sold in select Wal-Marts
will go towards defraying the cost of fueling the private jet used by
Baptist missionaries'
Hebrew
lawyer, Martin Singer. "This money will be paid from whatever is
left, once we settle up the room, food and spa bills with the Ritz
Carlton for all the selfless artists who took time out of their busy
Christian schedules to come and spend a week with us to record the
song," said Pastor. "The other ten percent of course, goes straight to
Jesus."
We Are Not of This World
There comes a time when we
hear a certain call
Mr. Moses knew it well
The Lord's
run through all His patience
So a free preview of Hell
He's giving the voodoo-loving Haitians
Because vengeance is His favorite gift of all
They're surrounded by debris
Days full of cares and stench
Oh, why can't they see?
God doesn't hear prayers in French!
We are not of this world!
We don't kidnap or molest children
We don't help foreign slobs
That's one of Heaven's jobs
We're just willing!
There's a choice we made!
Not to live in below-code slums!
Our wisdom will in full be repaid
When the Day of Judgment comes!
Send them a prayer
So they know us white folks care
Christian love gives without stopping
Multitask, Godly friends
And
pray while shopping!
For God has taught us
It's His favorite way to lend a hand
But that's something unsaved folks
Will never understand!
We are not of this world
We are not its children
We see brighter days
But sinners don't
'Cause they reject Heaven
Because there's a choice we made
Not to live in below-code slums
Our wisdom will in full be repaid
When the Day of Judgment comes!
The Haitians
sinned; their hearts were hard
An earthquake is the Lord's Precious calling card
Now if you've sinned
With the relief you brought
Who are you to undo
What an angry God has wrought?
Glory! Glory! Glory!
We are not of this
godless world
We don't kidnap or molest
~like the Catholics do to precious children!
(Taylor Swift Solo)
We don't help foreign slobs
That's one of Heaven's jobs
But we're awful willing!
There's a choice we made!
Not to live in below-code slums!
Our wisdom will in full be repaid
When the Day of Judgment comes!
Every once and awhile
We hear our Savior's call
Godly folks come together in the name of the Holy Son
We've got brethren sufferin'
On a far off distant shore
Persecuted for tryin' to share
The greatest gift of all
We are not of this sinful world
We are not its children, No no no!
Jesus guides the way to eternal livin'
John 15:19--If
ye were of the world, the world would love his own; but because ye are
not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the
world hateth you.
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