NATIONAL HEADLINES FROM FREEHOLD,
Local Injuns Ordered to Stay
Away From Thanksgiving Festivities
Local Holiday Action Alert
Iowa - Each year local savages in our God-fearing community insist on playing a role in our
retelling of the true story of Thanksgiving at
Landover Baptist Church.
Each year, by the grace of God, they are turned down, told to back away,
and arrested, if need be. "Before anyone starts in," Pastor Deacon Fred tells
the media, "Let's make it clear that that
we hold no hatred toward the Injun people,
even though they committed hate crimes against the wonderful Christian folks who
founded our country. As decent Christians, we love them dearly,
convenience permitting. Quite frankly, it is Injun sin that we hate.
We hate alcohol, drug use, foul language, loitering, cheating, stealing,
lying, gambling, horseplay, lewd attire, the flinging of feces, misuse of leather goods, jewelry
on men, and and long hair on men who don't kill themselves for our sins. If we were to
let Injuns into our festivities,
and onto our properties, it would be like welcoming the Devil into Heaven.
It is nothing against the Injun people. It is against who they are and
what they promote as a people. Our Godly church will not taint our respectable
Christian image with such an obvious and abhorrent association. Praise the sweet
and living name of our precious savior, Jesus Christ! Amen!"
Downtown Freehold and areas near the Landover Baptist Church are Iowa state
and private Baptist properties. Injuns have
crawled out of their trailers and casinos,
high on dope, and drunk on moonshine. They stay drunk all year and sober
up for one day, Thanksgiving, and assume lily-white Christian folks will have pity on
their wretched souls, and roll out the red carpet.
They lay on our streets and sidewalks in protest. They lobby for a demonic presence at our local
Play, they insist on being invited, even though they are unsaved, like
their Satan-worshipping ancestors. "Landover Baptist's
Tons of Turkey and Trimmings Feast on the Lawn is a Godly event, for God’s
people," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "And these Injuns spread their germs and venomous lies to corrupt
the minds of local youth.
Pastor Deacon Fred presented this question to the town council recently,
"Why would we want the descendants of a people who murdered the Godly Christian
Pilgrims who came in peace to this country to have an equal seat at our
table?" In Freehold Iowa, each member of the town council is a saved, Bible
Believing, God Fearing, sin hating, member of Landover Baptist Church.
All citizens of Freehold Iowa, are members of Landover Baptist, except
Marshall Denton, and Peggy Talbert, who have been locked up in county jail
since 1963. Pastor noted, "American Indians are nothing more than
'crooners,' they are greedy gamblers, drunkards with
a taste for Christian
blood! If we let them attend our Thanksgiving
Day ceremonies and festivities, you mark my words! Our women will be raped, our
men killed, our children kidnapped, and our churches and Christian homes
burned—just as they did when our ancestors came to take this great land for God,
over 361 years
ago. Watch your scalp around these heathens!"
drunk Injuns from the Satan worshipping Sioux, Apache, and Keekabul tribes,
litter the streets of Downtown Freehold, Iowa and camp outside the main gates
of Landover Baptist's Corporate Church Headquarters. They mock
and spit upon the faces of Godly Christians as they pass by, sometimes hacking
up their rancid phlegm and cursing at churchgoers in a drunken rage!
"The Injuns are trying to conjure up their
red-skinned master, Satan!" Says town sheriff, Alvin Hinkleworth.
"Their grimacing red faces frighten children and the elderly!" He says.
"When it all comes down to it though, Injuns are always trying to put on
a show to get a handout. They will never be satisfied that the White Man who, with God’s grace, overpowered
them, took pity on them and gave them a piece of the land we rightfully
won by our own strength and the Lord’s own words."
Baptist Church and all surrounding Christian communities refuse to budge on
persecution! "Every November we go through the same thing with these
drunken fools!" Says Pastor Deacon Fred. "I will say it again as I've said it
countless times in the past! There will not be an Injun presence at our Baptist
Play, nor will there be any Injun costumes or dress worn by anyone. "We are
going to celebrate Thanksgiving the right way, God’s way!"
We are going to
celebrate this sacred day in the only way which is pleasing unto Jesus Christ
and His followers! The demonic presence
of those who killed our precious ancestors, is out of the question - in fact,
it is absolutely ridiculous to anyone with an ounce of dignity and common
sense! These Injuns, or “Natives,” as they demand to be called, work to
overthrow the Godly American system our forefathers set up in this
great land. They are trying to put Satan back into control, and we ain’t
gonna let ‘em. I got one word for them Natives—Manifest Destiny!
Praise the sweet and precious name of the Lord, Jesus Christ! Glory! Glory