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Pastor Bites Head Off Baby Rabbit After Rousing Sermon!
Deacon Fred Teaches Church Members a Valuable Lesson About the Sanctity of Easter - Read More!

Crazy Egyptians Jump Start Armageddon!

Landover Baptizon's Guide to Remedial Christian Parenting - Click Here!Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
Learn the absolute truth about the Satanic originatings of Easter Eggs in this wonderful guide to Remedial Christian Parenting

Traditional Baptist Easter Bunny Stew RecipeCOOKIN' 4 CHRIST: Easter Bunny Stew! 
Delight Christian family members and unsaved folks alike with this traditional Baptist recipe for Easter Bunny Stew from Suzanna Beth Simpkins!

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The Easter Bunny Did Not Die For Your Sins!

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"IT GETS WORSE:" Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals

Easter Fiction vs. Fact: A Giant White Bunny vs. A Holy Zombie

BAPTIST COLLEGE GIRLS WANNA KNOW:
Why Did Men in Bible Times Have Giant Tallywhackers?

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