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Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its CastingHell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting!   Satan has finally collected enough Kennedys to hold a full production of Camelot in Hell!  Read Brother Harry Hardwick's shocking homage to Ted Kennedy!   More>

Why Do Mexican Women Like Mrs. Sotomayor Have Hairy Legs Like a Dog?Why Do Mexican Women Have Hairy Legs Like a Dog?  Thank you for your letter!  I am so glad to hear from Christian children who are interested in current events!

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