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The Power of Political Prayer: Why Stop at
Assassinating
Just Their Character When You Have the Might of the Lord at Your Fingertips?
Mark Your Prayer Calendars to Lobby for
the Death of Richard Clarke This Week! Pastor is asking all Landover
Baptist Gold and Silver Level Prayer Partners to disregard the Prayer Circle
Hit List included in last Sunday's newsletter.
Those who have begun prayers beseeching the Lord Jesus to smite John
"Flip Flop" Kerry are encouraged to finish that entreaty, but to
then immediately turn the Lord's attention to the urgent political need to
silence Washington blabbermouth Richard Clarke.
For those wishing to learn the most effective ways to cajole the
Almighty into killing, make plans to attend "The Power of Persuasive
Prayer: Learning What Assassination
Approaches the Lord Has A Weakness For" seminar in the main
Sanctuary. Thursday at 8:00pm
($200 in advance / $400 at the door).
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking
around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click
on this link and we'll help you get started on processing
your eternal security certification right away!
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