Wiccan Holding Kennels and Hunting Supplies!
Equip your Baptist family with the latest Wiccan hunting,
trapping and holding technology from world renowned Wiccan Hunter, Pastor Jim
Wilkins! 100% Tithe Back Guarantee!
At Wiccan Holding Kennels, Ltd. Our Christian Customers Come First!
7 Generations of Experience!
Wicca-Pickup™ Service (for remote
Number 1 Wiccan Trapper 10-years in a row!
Born-Again Christian staff
- Always there to help!
"Wiccans are the stupidest new
religion created by man. They prey on little children with low
IQ's (and since they operate mostly in the regional southern part of
the United States, their numbers are increasing greatly!) Pastor Jim Wilkins comes from a
family dedicated to providing unparalleled Christian service in the
Freehold, Iowa area. Even if
you don't buy one of their Wiccan Kennels, they will pray with you!
They have a movie you can watch in the back of their store that
shows you what happens to a Christian family who doesn't protect
itself from Wiccan infiltration. Can you imagine a whole bunch
of fat retarded kids dressed like that homo, Harry Potter -
building a fire in your own backyard and praying to Satan?
It's sounds ridiculous! But that's what Wicca is ALL about! The whole 'Wilkins Family'
makes you feel like part of their Christian family! And if you don't
have a Wiccan Kennel on your Baptist property, then - God save you!"
- Pastor Deacon Fred (Pastor, Landover Baptist Church
Rated #2 Family Owned Christian Business in
America - Fundamentalist Journal (2009)
A Word from Rev. Wilkins, Founder:
Wiccan Holding Kennels, LTD:
"We're called by
Jesus Christ to battle forces of darkness! That's the
bottom line! I always get a real hoot out of knowing that the
tax-dollars of pagan, Satan-worshipping fools are helping Godly folks
like us put them behind bars! Can anyone say, A-men? Glory!"
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