January 2001



Church Renovation To Include Facility For So-Called Minorities
"Our intention is to duplicate a comfortable and familiar environment for the help," said Brother Hardwick.
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Landover Petitions For State Voting Procedures Modeled After Electoral College
The Founding Fathers, for all their faults, believed government policy was too important to be left to the ignorant and depraved masses.
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Creation Science Quiz
This quiz will show you how to use the Bible to easily refute any scientific fact! Amaze your unsaved friends!
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The Homo Handshake Part of a continuing series on exposing the homosexual agenda. We reveal in graphic detail the four steps of the homosexual handshake used to recruit young people into a life of sin.
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NIV Bibles Printed On Fetal Tissue!

Mrs. Boyle (Joyce) Timbers investigates.
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Even Chickens Can Get Demons!
Occult detective, Mitch Walker, informed everyone to "just sit tight." He explained, "more n' likely, we got ourselves a flock of demon-possessed chickens."

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The Plan of Salvation: Available At A Reduced Rate!
If you want to go to Heaven, You need the Plan of Salvation!
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Madonna Weds - Jesus Not Invited
Louisa Marie Ciccone signaled the start of the End Times when she changed her name to "Madonna," the title of the mortal God chose at random to serve as the incubator for Christ.
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Cub Scout Discovers Giant Demon Bones!
Creation Scientists unearth ancient evil!
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Church Discovers Potential Supreme Court Nominee
Landover's deacons have discovered a potential Bush nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Judge Robert Washburn (who changed his parentally given name of Rupert Washington) presides over the County Court at Law of Fishlake County, Iowa. Judge Washburn was elected in a landslide last year over his Democratic opponent under a conservative Christian platform that advocates abolition of abortion, internment of homosexuals, elimination of affirmative action and repeal of all gun regulations (including that pesky waiting period and the ban on plastic handguns airport detectors ignore). While this hardly distinguishes him from other Bush nominees, Judge Washburn's father is colored and his mother is a full-blooded Cherokee squaw. This means Bush could satisfy the remainder of his diversity commitment in one fell swoop. Judge Washburn's name has been forwarded to Dick Cheney in hopes it will eventually reach Bush, after review by several advisors.

Missionary Called To Ski
God has called Rev. Horace Walt to move to the Swiss Alps and "ski for Jesus." Walt (already an avid skier) will combine his love of skiing and Jesus in ministering to people in resorts throughout Switzerland. His home base will be a $1.5 million chalet in Engelberg right off the main trail.
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Our Godly Film Reviews
The Grinch!
You can paint the Devil green and fool unsaved children, but not Jesus!
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

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True Christians Unite!
Apostolic Astrology Angel Anne
Christian Realty Inc. Marla Jennings
America's Best Christian Betty Bowers
Bible Answer Man Brother Harry Hardwick
Women's Issues Sister Taffy
60 Second Sermons: Pastor Deacon Fred
Surf The Net With Jesus! Judy O'Christian
The Upper Room: Ladies Chat
Members Board: Church Members Only!
Movie Preview: Levitical Law Week
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Bible Punishment Quiz Take it!
What Did Jesus Say? Flash Quiz!

Christian Politics
photo Court Supremes: "Stop In The Name Of The GOP!"
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, visits the Supreme Court and interviews Justice Scalia.

We Need Dick!
Betty's Notes
Abortion Rumor
Bush Quotes!
Perilous Times!
Church Ladies
Homos & Kids!

Lesbians Attack!
Fetus Harvest
Clinton - Porn Lover
Liberals Hate
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A Godly Warning
We have taken the liberty of requesting a restraining order on all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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