Landover To Require Fidelity of Ex- Ministry Graduates
Backsliding was reported in 15 of 17 ministries as at least one participant in each was caught reverting back (or coming close) to his old, Satanic ways.
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Blair Witch 2: Finally, A Christian Movie the Whole Family Can Enjoy!
The hidden theme of the movie is that physical and mental disaster befalls those who defy God's word.
Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Heathens!
All the insulation in the world won't be thick enough to protect him from the unquenchable fires of Hell.
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Science Doesn't Make Any Sense!
As Christians, we don't have silly stories or some bizarre mythology to explain the Truth. We know that Jesus is up in Heaven,
living on a cloud, sitting on a golden throne.
Church To Allow Gals To Vote
The measure requires ladies to vote for whomever their husband tells them.
God is Fed Up With Middle East. Wants it Neutron Bombed
God says to Landover prayer group: "I have tried for 4,000 years to help those people, but they are nothing but trouble. I have, frankly, had it!"
Church Members Prepare For Thanksgiving
As an added bonus this year, authentic Brazilian Indians in native attire will clean and prepare the birds for our very own Pilgrims.
Freakylinks: A Sissy's Version of God's Menacing Horrors
But there are no commercial breaks from the Lord's wrath.
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Letters To Landover
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