Last week, Pastor Deacon Fred ordered the release of three of the 21 Freehold convenience store clerks rounded up and detained on September 12, 2001.  In light of President Bush's renewed relations with Mexico, Pastor agreed to investigate Vicente Fox's claims that the men are Mexican nationals rather than Arab terrorists.  Pastor's decision to release two of the detainees was based on Dr. Jonathan Edwards' physical examination of all detainees that revealed that the longest "external appendage" of the men at issue was fully five inches shorter than the smallest appendage of the other detainees. The third detainee was released, but not without a proper beating, after one of the basement guards heard him praying to Mary