|
|
 |
|
|
Pastor Applauds Vatican's Selection of Pope
After making absolutely sure that
Bene-dict is not Latin for "well-dicked," Pastor Deacon Fred sent
written congratulations to the Vatican last Tuesday on selecting one of the
handful of priests not implicated in sexual debauchery to serve as Pope:
"While you will all surely burn in Hell for joining the filthy
Roman cult, we at Landover Baptist nevertheless commend your decision to spend
the little time you have left before roasting in eternal fire selecting
someone we all know is innocent of the charges facing most of your kind.
After all, even the youngest of altar boys would take one look at
that winking old mug and jump right through a stained glass window."
|
|
|
 |
|
Do
You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?
Sexually
Suggestive Star Wars Candy To Be Marketed To Children! 
The
Shrine of The Virgin Mother's Impenetrable Vagina
Inside
the Sick Mind of George Lucas 
