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Girl Blames Unwanted Pregnancy on Spirit
An unmarried Freehold teenager who
found herself in the family way last week told her parents that she had never
known a boy sexually. Instead,
she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She
was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor,
who threw her out of the church. "The
whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd
proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where
this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced
lie."
Ambiguous Prayer Leads To Rape
Pastor explained, "Sometimes, when a girl prays 'no' she means 'yes' so
it is often hard for the Lord Jesus to understand her true intent.
Especially when all those hormones He put in her start racing
away!"
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