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Girl Blames Unwanted Pregnancy on Spirit
An unmarried Freehold teenager who found herself in the family way last week told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually.  Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost.  She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church.  "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."

Ambiguous Prayer Leads To Rape
Pastor explained, "Sometimes, when a girl prays 'no' she means 'yes' so it is often hard for the Lord Jesus to understand her true intent.  Especially when all those hormones He put in her start racing away!"

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