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Visit the Archives for Important News From a Baptist Perspective!Child's Depiction of Henry Gates Sweeps Current Events Coloring Contest!Christian Child's Crayon Depiction of Professor Henry Gates Wins Top Award!  
The National  Current Events Coloring Contest sees a local boy from Freehold, Iowa take the highest award!

Michael Jackson Dead!  Landover Baptist's Official Press ReleaseWith Michael Jackson Dead, the World  Has Become a Safer Place For Our Children!
For the first time in years, parents feel safe to allow their children to play outside.

Pre-Season Sale! Plus, Learn Why Wiccan Hunting is So Important to Jesus!Brother Hodge's WICCAN Hunting & Conversion Supplies At Off Season Prices! 
As followers of Jesus, we're under the New Covenant, that means we follow Christ, who fancied torturing folks instead of killing them, like His Father, God loved to do!

Local Wiccan Holding Kennel Outlet - Christian Business Slashes Prices Before Wiccan Hunting Season WE SELL WICCAN HOLDING KENNELS!
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Take advantage of off-season prices and equip your Baptist family with the latest Wiccan holding and hunting technology!

What can Christians do to help stop Harry Potter from coming to their home town theaters?The Latest Harry Potter Witchcraft  Action Alert!
The JESUS YOUTH will be descending upon crowds of moviegoers this month!

Brother Harry Hardwick Takes on Atheists at their Convention in Atlanta!Brother Harry's August Radio Interview & New Videos!
Brother Harry Hardwick answers tricky questions!

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone ElseBetty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage! 
Open your Bibles and listen along on YouTube as Mrs. Bowers explains traditional marriage to everyone else!

Pastor Deacon Fred on YouTubeDeacon Fred Gets His Feet Hot for Jesus on YouTube
Watch Pastor's latest YouTube video clipped from KPOE News in California!


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A Christian Film Review about the movie Up - and an action alert about Disney's latest attack on Family Values!Disney's, "Up" The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!  If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise concerns for your Christian family...

Obama Appoints a Lesbo'Rican - A Puerto Rican Lesbian as Supreme Court Justice!The Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! Brother Hardwick's sermon sends church members into a Holy Ghost inspired, demon-stomping frenzy to take back America for Jesus!

Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Black Women Are So Ugly?CHRISTIAN KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly? 
I think Michelle Obama is pretty even though she is black. But Pastor? Why and how is this possible?


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