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Are Zhu Zhu Pets Going to Kill Your Christian Child?  Click Here to Find out More!What Are Satan's Favorite Christmas Toys This Year? Lucifer just opened his holiday Toy Chest and he wants children to hop inside and go straight to Hell! DANGEROUS TOYS!>

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Holiday Leftovers for the Homeless Who Confess ChristLandover Gives Back: Holiday Feast For Homeless Who Confess Christ 
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