September 1999
George Lucas Creates Jar Jar Sex Candy Training Device For Kids
Tampons:  Satan's Little Cotton Fingers
Ricky Martin's Music Gets Girls Pregnant
Effeminate Man Asked To Leave 11am Service
Pastor's Chair Replaced With Gold Throne
18.2% Tithe: Credit Card Offering Plates
He Shot A Man Dead For Mocking Jesus
August 1999:
Children Use 7ft Jar Jar Binks Dolls As Masturbation Toys
Born Again Nazi To Administer Church Labor Camp
Church Softball Game Goes Bad
Three Dead, Two Injured In Christian Strong Man Crusade
Handicapped and Other Trouble Makers Will Use Separate Facility
Two Hour Sermon Leaves Congregation Counting Sheep
Church Split Over Opinions Regarding Piano Bench
July 1999:
Homosexual Featured In Oxygen Ad: Church Members Encouraged To Stop Breathing
Holy Ghost Haunts Old Mansion
Catholics Target And Hack Landover Homepage
Landover's Declaration Of Discrimination
He Made St. Paul Look Like A Sissy: Goodbye To A Missionary Great
Stage Gives Way Under Weight Of 700lb Pastor
June 1999:
Landover Youths Smash Statues Of Mary At Local Catholic Churches
Landover Shuts Down Poppy Dixon's Adult Christianity Site
46 Church Members Accidentaly Stone A Man To Death
Landover Baptist Gun Store Opens Its Doors To The Public
Solid Gold Calf Placed In Main Sanctuary
Christian Kids Encouraged To Quit School For Homeschooling Are Children Program
Discovery In Church Playground Leaves Members Traumatized
May 1999:
To Tempt Baptist Boys, Catholic Girls Lose Skirts in Favor of Lewd Attire
Preparations Underway For Upcoming Levitical Law Week
Migrant Workers Arrive By the Suitcase Full To Begin Work On Multi-Temple
Meet Ms Anne Thrope, Winner Of Our 2nd Annual Personal Testimony Contest
Gays and Liberals Upset Over Our Closed Door Policy On Sinners
Landover Pastor Raises Hell In AOL Chatroom
Computer Experts Reveal A Digital Image Of What Christ Would Look Like Today.
April 1999:
Ex-Nun Gives Spine Tingling Testimony of Atrocities Suffered in Catholic Convent
Plans Underway for $15 Million Landover All-Purpose Multi Temple
Talking Parrot Wins 2,000 Souls, Asks Only For Cracker in Return
In Horrifying Conclusion to Sermon on Hell, Pastor HR Stone Lights Self on Fire
Bass Fisherman For The Lord Nets Souls and 15pt Red Bass.
 

Further Back (text only)

November 1998 - March 1999 
20 News Stories featuring the Nativity Scene Tragedy, A Ban On Ghetto Clothing Styles,the toddler cartoon ministry, and the burial of  Landover's beloved elf puppet
June 1998 - October 1998 
25 Landover News events covered, including Pastor Ebeneezer's attendance at the Clinton Prayer Breakfast, and the children's sermon, 'Most Animals Don't Have Souls'
March 1998 - May 1998 
30+ News Stories, including the First Annual Levitical Law Week coverage, Msry Ernest Warshaw's bust commissioned, and the Mighty Bruisers Gay Outreach
October 1997 - February 1998 
40 Stories as Landover began to make it's web presence known. The AOL boycott of Landover Baptist, Idiot's Guide to the Bible, the first experimental Church Casino Night, Pastor
Clunas' violation of Landover's mixed bathing policy, and Landover Baptist's Stand on Crime and Horror related comic books