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Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhy Christians Shouldn't Care About the Environment
We know more about the fate of this planet than any old scientist and that's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who created this darn place to begin with!  NEW!>

Can Viewing an Episode of Magnum PI Turn You Into a Homosexual?Pastor Burns Grandpa's Collection of Magnum PI Videos
"I'm standing up here in front of you all today, giving a testimony about my so-called struggle with homosexuality because if I don't, I'm told I'll have to find another place to live..."  NEW!>  

New Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!Bible Based Policy for Menstruating Women Filthy females are a health risk, full of contaminants that put us all in immediate danger! More> 

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Mrs. Betty Bowers is Running For President!Betty Bowers & Her Blessed Blog America's Best Christian™ comments on current events and political affairs! Glory! Click Here

Christian Kids Wanna Know!Do Retardeds Go to Heaven?  
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Are Americans So Hooked on Reality TV, They'd Put a Negro Islamic Extremist in the White House?Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
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Demon Possessed Children Will Be Sterilized By Landover Baptist During the Spring Bible Crawl!Spring Bible Crawl & Infant Sterilization Now Underway
Celebrating 140-years of sterilizing demon-possessed infants to the Glory of Jesus Christ!
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Tips on Sharing Jesus with Gnomes, Dwarves, Dark Elves and More!Christian Video Gaming News
Winning Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft  Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, virtual, lava-soaked, environment. Full Story>

The Golden Compass and ChristianityThe Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible! Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

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