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National Day of Prayer: Pray Loudly and In Public, So Thou Might Be Seen By MenDon't Worry, Jesus Was Just Being Sarcastic When He Condemned Public Prayer  Church families are asked to keep all closet doors in their homes ajar during The National Day of Prayer in order to show that we acknowledge our complete understanding of when Jesus was only joking.   Look At Me Pray Day!>

Iron Man:  A True Christian Movie ReviewIf You Keep Overdosing on Drugs and Don't Die, They Call You, Iron Man
Our Pastor's insightful message about the new movie, Iron Man, will provide you with the spiritual ammunition you need to confront unsaved folks who are thinking about seeing this horrible film!   Movie Review>

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhy True Christians Shouldn't Give a Lick About the Damned Environment
"Us folks know more about the fate of this planet than any hell-bound scientist. That's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who invented this crazy old place to begin with!" Read More>

HAVE A BIBLE BASED MOTHER'S DAY!Do You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?
Even for a Jewish mother, Mary was clearly a pest. Scripture reveals to us that she was an insufferable leech when it came to her precious Son. More!>

Mrs. Betty Bowers is Running For President!Betty Bowers & Her Blessed Blog 
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New Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!Bible Based Policy for Menstruating Women Filthy females are a health risk, full of contaminants that put us all in immediate danger! More> 

Can Viewing an Episode of Magnum PI Turn You Into a Homosexual?Jesus Commands Pastor to Burn Grandpa's Collection of Magnum PI Videos
"I'm up here today giving a testimony about my so-called struggle with homosexuality. If I don't, I'm told I'll have to find another place to worship." More!>  

Are Americans So Hooked on Reality TV, They'd Put a Negro Islamic Extremist in the White House?Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures releases a list of important findings based on reliable Christian hearsay. Learn More> 

Tips on Sharing Jesus with Gnomes, Dwarves, Dark Elves and More!Christian Video Gaming News
Winning Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft  Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, virtual, lava-soaked, environment. Full Story>

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