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Congregation Stripped Naked in Mormon Underwear Bust! 
Three church members were excommunicated and four others are being held for questioning after a surprise raid during the 11 A.M. church service. Read More>

Is Your Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
Serve meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick. Homo Prevention Tips for Your Toddler>

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Will I See My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture? "What's gonna happen, Pastor? When I gets to Heaven, I donít wanna see my grandpappy nekkid! Heís gonna want to give me a great big hug, and I donít think Iím gonna like it!" More!>

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King of the Mary-Worshippers Thumbs His Nose at God and Still Refuses to Die  
"The second thing to cross my mind Ė after Satan in a skirt - is that that old fool is going to be called home to his pal Lucifer any minute now," says Pastor. Developing Story>

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Fund Raising Drive:
Imported Hand Made Italian Purple Silk, 14K Gold Embroidered, Wrinkle Resistant Choir Robes

Proceeding last Sunday's Mormon underwear bust, Landover Baptist cult investigators opened a warehouse full of magic Mormon underwear they obtained during a soul-winning trip to Salt Lake City last year. Dozens of rare (and possibly dangerous), level 64 Mormon Priestess Temple Thongs, and "I Went to Salt Lake City and All I Got Was this Mormon Underwear," items are now being sold to unsaved people in the Landover Baptist Store. The money received from sales of occult underwear will be used to purchase a complete set of imported hand made Italian purple silk, 14K gold embroidered, wrinkle resistant choir robes for the Landover Baptist Senior's Choir.

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