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Preparations Underway for Landover Baptist's 2005 Halloween Hellhouse

The Landover Baptist Senior High Youth Group has begun coordinating with the Freehold, Iowa Sewage Treatment Plant to add a blood-curdling room to this year's Hell House.  "The room will be called, "Don't Call Me Katrina!  My Name is Jesus!  And You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet!" says Salvation Youth President, Gregory Hawkins. "We are going to try to recreate God's amazing power of wiping out sinners and lazy bottom feeders like He did in New Orleans last month," he says. "But we only have a room that is 24 square feet to work with, so we need everyone's prayers to get this to be as effective as possible."

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