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"IT GETS WORSE:" Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals

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HALLOWEEN: SATAN'S BIRTHDAY DRAWETH NIGH!

IS HALLOWEEN SATAN'S BIRTHDAY?
Professional Demon Hunter, Pastor Mitch Walker has some mighty strong evidence indicating that Satan is the Reason for this Season!"  Read More>

ARE YOU AFRAID OF WITCHES? ONLY JESUS CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THEM!
Wiccans (Witches) are generally overweight, of pale complexion and pierced.  These seasonal creatures nest in the woods surrounding your local Baptist church.  Read More>

A CHRISTIAN HAUNTED HOUSE MINISTRY? YOU BETCHA!
The first Christian Haunted House (Hell House™) took place in a two room house at the end of a road off Route 7 in  North Iowa.  Read More>

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Church Secretary Kidnapped and Tortured by Wiccans!

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