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Betty Bowers on Ted HaggardMRS. BETTY BOWERS
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Stupid Students Punished by Being Made to Dress Like Indians in Thanksgiving PlayTeachers Punish Stupidest Students By Making Them Play Injuns in Thanksgiving Pageant   What a wonderful way of teaching youngsters what happens to lazy failures who expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter! Full Story!>

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Thanksgiving Memories at Landover BaptistLandover's Injun-Free Thankgiving Memories Stories and tales from our Thanksgiving archives that will uplift and encourage you during this Christian Holiday season.  
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For the Love of God!  Don't Tickle Elmo!Creation Scientists Trace Origin of Little Red Puppets to the Lake of Fire  "In our initial research, we found that upon tickling Elmo between its legs, or its hind side, it begins to squirm and contort its bestial body into lewd sexual positions. And this toy doesn't just giggle, my friends! No! We've heard it moan!"More>

Click to Read the First True Christian Guild Charter for the World of WarcraftConquering the Virtual World For Christ, One Pixel at a Time! Sharing the Gospel of Christ with ignorant unsaved gamers in the World of Warcraft is the primary goal of the Convert or Die Guild.More>

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