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Dear Pastor, Why did Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Baptists! 
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Wife Swap: Christian Vs. Hell-Bound Atheist

Landover Baptist Pastors have learned that America's most dangerous Black Atheist, Reginald Finley (aka: "Infidel Guy," and in Christian circles, "Night Demon"), will be swapping his hell-bound wife for a woman of God on ABC's "Wife Swap" program.  We are being told that Mr. Finely and his wife were both led to Christ during the latter part of the show.  The program airs Wednesday, March 16th, 10 PM ET on ABC. Don't miss it.

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