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DVD
Release Warning:
The Return of the King is Still NOT About Jesus!
Pastor Deacon Fred had originally inserted a Baptist mole into the offices of
New Line Cinema last year after the Board of Deacons learned that Hollywood
was finally creating a movie based on the Book of Revelation.
“While the title sounded convincing, since Jesus is the King of Man,
we still feared that the homosexual Jews who run Hollywood might be using
their trickery to coax Christians into witnessing blasphemous filth,"
said Pastor. Read the truth about The Return of the King, from a True
Christian perspective. Click
Here>
Tampons:
Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
A candid discussion among church
members who are fed up with local drug stores who won't pull the plug on
Satan! More>
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking
around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click
on this link and we'll help you get started on processing
your eternal security certification right away!
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Religious
Thongs: The HOT New Holiday Shopping Trend!
