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Lucifer's Toy Chest Satan's Shopping List of Holiday Gifts Guaranteed to Send Your Child to Prison – and You to a Shallow Grave!  Click Here

The Devil Doesn't Rest in December!  Get a leg up on that old rascal, Satan, by learning all about his lewd, deceitful ways...  Click Here> 

Speak in Tongues in 5 Days or Your Money Back!  You'll be able to make up things that even you can't understand in a hot-footed hillbilly trance. More!>

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Should Unsaved People Be Allowed to Celebrate Christmas? Learn the Truth! Read Pastor Deacon Fred's important holiday message. Read It!>

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Is Santa Claus Really Satan in Disguise? Quite frankly, the answer is yes! Learn More>

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DVD Release Warning:  
The Return of the King is Still NOT About Jesus!
Pastor Deacon Fred had originally inserted a Baptist mole into the offices of New Line Cinema last year after the Board of Deacons learned that Hollywood was finally creating a movie based on the Book of Revelation.  “While the title sounded convincing, since Jesus is the King of Man, we still feared that the homosexual Jews who run Hollywood might be using their trickery to coax Christians into witnessing blasphemous filth," said Pastor.  Read the truth about The Return of the King, from a True Christian perspective. Click Here>

Tampons: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!  
A candid discussion among church members who are fed up with local drug stores who won't pull the plug on Satan! More>

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