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Catholics Oppose America!
"For years we've been telling people that Catholics are dangerous!" says Pastor Deacon Fred. "And now the Pope, the King of the Mary Worshippers, and jackass, is showing his true colors!" The Pope admitted love for Iraq last week, and like the French, he despises Americans and is opposed to their right to protect themselves against Terrorism. Parishoners are urged to report Catholics (Evil Doers) to local authorities immediately. "It is our duty as True Christian™ Americans to get these idol-worshipping, ring-kissing, hippies on a boat back to Italy before May.


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Is Hollywood hiding the homosexual habits of hobbits in the new film, The Two Towers?

Scooby Doo Occult Lessons
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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