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Prayer Hit Squads Target Supreme Court

The Landover Baptist Board of Deacons has commissioned the Freehold, Iowa Christian Police Department to form no less than four Prayer Hit Squads in the next several months.

"These elite squads will be made up of professional prayer warriors," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "We're looking for seasoned men of God to form the most accurate prayer squads in the country. Most recently, one of our Prayer Squads was able to get Jesus to knock some sense into the State of South Dakota by turning it into the first True Christian™ Hanger State. And that's a start, even if there are just a few dozen folks living there.

Our new Prayer Hit Squads will aim their prayers directly towards Washington DC, in hopes to spatter the walls of the Supreme Court with the sweet blood of Jesus Christ! Glory to God!"

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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!

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