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IRS Drops Investigation of Church's Tax Exempt Status

Three days after Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick met in Washington with Messrs. Bush and Cheney, the IRS announced it was dropping its investigation into whether Landover forfeited its tax-exempt status by engaging in political activity.  The incident triggering the investigation occurred on the last night of the Democratic Convention, when two deacons riding atop a circus elephant used blow torches to set afire a live donkey at Landover Stadium, to the roaring ovation of the 7,000 present.  In its written response to the allegations, the church reported the incident was nothing more than an animal sacrifice prescribed by the Book of Leviticus.

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