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Weclome to Jesusland - Time Warner Books - September 2006Our Book is Now Banned in 7 States!
Welcome to Jesusland! is like getting an invigorating spiritual enema! Have a look inside the only incredible bestselling book besides the Holy Bible on the hit list of every Liberal swine vermin infesting this once righteous and Godly nation! Available at fine bookstores everywhere! Let Me See!>

Wiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage DumpsterWiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage Dumpster! "Talk about unsaved trash!" Pastor Deacon Fred declared to a giddy congregation trying hard to hold back their laughter on Sunday, "I tell you what!" More!>

Pastor Deacon Fred TieChristianity Today: The Sexiest Pastor Alive! Our handsome Pastor was also named "Richest Hetero-Sexual Bachelor in America" by Forbes Magazine. More!>

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Incredible Ideas to Combat Satan on Halloween!The Devil's Month Is Upon Us Yet Again!
Everything you need to fight Satan on his own territory this Halloween. Read More!>

The Founding Fathers Quiz!Which Founding Fathers are Currently Burning in Hell? The Landover Baptist Academy for the Saved™ - Final History Exam  Take it Yourself!>

Reader Mail From Landover Baptist - Updated With September 2006 Mail!Reader Mail!
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Click to Read the First True Christian Guild Charter for the World of WarcraftConquering the Virtual World of Warcraft For Christ, One Pixel at a Time!
Sharing the Gospel of Christ with ignorant unsaved gamers in the World of Warcraft is the primary goal of the Convert or Die Guild.
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The Devil Now Wears Sequins!
Satan makes slut-spotting easy by tagging trailer park harlots with easy-to-spot sequins. Read More!>

Bestiality Bust in Rural Iowa!BESTIALITY BUST!
Miniature Horses Lure Men Into Local Barn For Oral Sex! 
The expression "miniature horse lovers" took on a unseemly connotation in the paddocks and barns of Iowa this month.. More!>

Were the Backstreet Boys Working For Satan? Read the threat from Hollywood's most powerful celebrity lawyer that tried to keep this story from the eyes of True Christians! More!>

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