Our Book is Now Banned in 7 States!
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Wiccans Found Dead in Church Garbage Dumpster! "Talk about unsaved trash!" Pastor Deacon Fred declared to a giddy congregation trying hard to hold back their laughter on Sunday, "I tell you what!" More!>

Christianity Today: The Sexiest Pastor Alive! Our handsome Pastor was also named "Richest Hetero-Sexual Bachelor in America" by Forbes Magazine. More!>

The Devil's Month Is Upon Us Yet Again!
Everything you need to fight Satan on his own territory this Halloween. Read More!>

Which Founding Fathers are Currently Burning in Hell? The Landover Baptist Academy for the Saved™ - Final History Exam  Take it Yourself!>

Reader Mail!
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Conquering the Virtual World of Warcraft For Christ, One Pixel at a Time!
Sharing the Gospel of Christ with ignorant unsaved gamers in the World of Warcraft is the primary goal of the Convert or Die Guild. 
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CHRISTIAN FASHION ALERT!
The Devil Now Wears Sequins! Satan makes slut-spotting easy by tagging trailer park harlots with easy-to-spot sequins. Read More!>

BESTIALITY BUST!
Miniature Horses Lure Men Into Local Barn For Oral Sex! 
The expression "miniature horse lovers" took on a unseemly connotation in the paddocks and barns of Iowa this month.. More!>

Were the Backstreet Boys Working For Satan? Read the threat from Hollywood's most powerful celebrity lawyer that tried to keep this story from the eyes of True Christians! More!>