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Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky!
Landover releases a new Creation Science public school textbook that will replace all those silly science books once and for all!
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You Are Going Straight To Hell!
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St. Patrick's Day: Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Catholics To Get Drunk?
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Role Of Women Bible Quiz
Find out what the Bible has to say about "the role of women." Test your knowledge of Scripture!
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Church Awarded Permanent Injunction Against The Unsaved!

Freehold district court finally grants Landover a permanent injunction against the presence of the unsaved anywhere near the church.
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Leprechauns Cannot Give You Eternal Life!
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God Opens Door But Slams Window Shut On Missionary's Fingers
"Every time God would open a door, He'd slam it right back in my face," Mr. Porter said. "Often times He would peek through just to see if I was still there, then He'd lock it."
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The Time For Family Values is OVER!
Brother Harry Hardwick adds a compelling sermon to his already growing collection.
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Our Stand On Natural Evolution
We do believe in Natural Evolution. This graphical chart details our view.
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Touching Christian Testimony
Lift your spirits by reading about how other people suffer.
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LATEST CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION: Christian Coalition Told It Must Comply With Liberal Supreme Court Decision.

In a move that has rocked the lucrative world of Christian televangelism, the Virginia-based Christian Coalition was ordered on Monday by a local secular court to abide by recent so-called "civil rights" legal decisions. This pernicious disregard for every America's inalienable right to be a Born-Again Christian, will cost the Christian Coalition millions of dollars that could have gone towards Mr. Robertson's estate planning.

"You know, first they disregard the Lord's perfect Word," said Mr. Robertson in a smart canary-yellow cardigan on the 700 Club, "by saying slavery is evil, when God tells us He's all for it. Then, they expect us to treat these folks like they were kings by giving them separate but equal equal! break-rooms and toilet facilities. I have just read the court's decision with our in-house counsel and I have to be honest, I frankly never much cared for liberal so-called "progressive" claptrap. But I want to go on record stating clearly that the Christian Coalition will abide by Justice Harlan's decision. Plessy vs. Ferguson is apparently now the law of this land and we shall render onto Caesar, no matter how reluctantly."

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Our Godly Film Reviews
Hannibal
Are you the only one in the theater not going to Hell?
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

Interactive Bible Quizzes!
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New "test" ament Quiz
Role of Women Bible Quiz
Creation Science Quiz
New Testament Damnation Quiz
The Wrath of God Quiz
Bible Punishment Quiz
Bible Sex Quiz
What Did Jesus Say? Flash Quiz!

Christian Politics
photo PLEASE PRAY FOR JENNA BUSH!
The Devil jumped right out of GW into his daughter! Focus your unspoken prayer requests by digging through the dirt!

We Need Dick!
Betty's Notes
Abortion Rumor
Bush Quotes!
Court Supremes
Church Ladies
Homos & Kids!

Uppity Colored Folks
LIE-berman
Laura Bush Interview
Clinton - Porn Lover
Liberals Hate
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Boycott Disney

A Godly Warning
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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