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Pre-Register
Your Christian Child for Vacation Bible Gun Camp!
Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Camp is open for
any child of Jesus who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 6. Optional
grade 7 for those who attended last year and failed to kill an endangered
animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.
This year your child will engage in
Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory
contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar
sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible
skits, and evening super surprise game
competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless
people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter.
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