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The 2005 Creation MEGA Conference

Dr. Jerry Falwell invites the incredible Ken Ham and dozens of other great faces of Creation Science to this year's annual 2005 Creation MEGA Conference at Liberty University in Lynchburg, VA. Don't miss Dr. Russell Humphreys' presentation: "Helium Leaks Show the Earth is Young," or Dr. Emil Silvestru's presentation, "Rocks Around the Clock: The Eons That Never Were."  Be sure to register today! 

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