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Are Americans So Hooked on Reality TV, They'd Put a Negro Islamic Extremist in the White House?Are Americans So Bored With Reality TV They'd Put a Negro Islamic Extremist in the White House?
list of Barak Obama's ties to the Nation of Islam from the Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures. Learn More> 

New Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!New Church Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!   Filthy women are a health risk, full of contaminants that put church members in immediate danger!  Learn More> 

Mrs. Betty Bowers is Running For President!Betty Bowers & Her Blessed Blog  America's Best Christian™ comments on current events and political affairs! Glory! Click Here

Learn How to Claim Victory in Christ Over Everyday Sexual TemptationsClaim Victory in Christ Over Daily Sexual Temptations! Temptation for our those of us who minister to farm animals might be shocking to some, but to the Lord, it's another day of forgiveness! Learn More!> 

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Dating Tips For Christian MenDating Tips For Christian Men
Tips for single, saved Baptist men over the age of 21 seeking a submissive life partner to serve and obey their earthly master.
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Americans Accidentally Elect A Crazy Right Wing Southern Baptist Hillbilly Preacher As Their Next President!Will Americans Accidentally Select A Crazy Right Wing Southern Baptist Hillbilly Preacher To Be Their Next President? "Rev. Huckabee is a nice man, and that's all that undecided voters need to know. If they knew any more than that, they'd pee their pants and run screaming for their lives!" Read More>  

The Golden Compass and ChristianityThe Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible! Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

Christian Family Action Alert Concerning the Wii Gaming System!  Click Here to Learn More!NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT:
"Wii" Is Oriental For: "I Having Orgasm!"
"Oriental woman squeal out, Wii, when they experience pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage," Dr. Rawlings reports. Learn More!>

Mitt Romney's Hilarious Religious BeliefsMitt Romney's Absolutely Hilarious Religious Beliefs  Mormonism is second only to Scientology as the wackiest cult Lucifer ever boiled up in the lava bubbles of the Lake of Fire!  Read More>

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Catholics and Their Blasphemous Worship of MaryLandover Baptist's Guide to Mary Worshippers  Everything you need know about those hell-bound, ring-kissing, candle-lighting, Mary worshipping, skirt-wearing Catholics!  Get Informed!>  


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