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Associate Pastor Asks For Cost Of Living Increase And Is Shot In Leg At Monthly Budget Meeting
Prayers go out to Brother Hawkins who is recovering at Landover Baptist Memorial Hospital.

National Religious News
Pastor Accidentally Blasphemes Holy Spirit
A slip of the tongue sealed Pastor Gary Simpkins' eternal fate last Sunday morning, but he vows to continue preaching nevertheless. "According to Matthew 12:31, I am going to Hell and there is nothing I can do about it," he said. "I accept my fate, but I just love the Christian conservative lifestyle so darn much, I think I'll just keep on preaching."

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Lord of the Rings
J.R.R. Tolkein's sexually perverted world of midgets and cock-rings comes to the big screen!

Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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"Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about 'the Middle East,' we just thought they were referring to Maryland." - Laura Bush
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