Dancing In Taliban Blood!
God's 10 secrets for waging the perfect war.
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Childcare Action Alert!
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Laura Bush's Radio Address!
Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about "the Middle East," we just thought they were referring to Maryland.
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Forget The Anthrax, We Got Demons!
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America at War: Killing Folks Who Picked the Wrong God

May God Damn You To Hell if You Call Us Either Fanatics or Fundamentalists!
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The Taliban Pin-Up Girl!
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Whose God is More Vicious?
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How To Spot A Terrorist
An FBI Bureau sketch artist has generated a composite of a typical Middle Eastern male.
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America's Secret Weapon Against Wacky Islamic Fundamentalists
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Vogue Afghanistan
What's Osama wearing?
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The White House Department of Faith: Now open for business.
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National Headlines
In Celebration of Ramadan, President Bush Declares Tuesday: "National Kill An Infidel Day."
"We're asking folks to keep it down to one since the whole thing is meant mainly as an olive branch to the Muslims, rather than a genuine desire to kill infidels, whatever they are."

Attorney General John Ashcroft Authorizes CIA to Begin Intercepting Prayers
"If folks are on their knees asking for box cutters or plutonium, we can't sit around waiting for the Lord to give it to them!"

Local News
Landover Post Office Shut Down!
A Virulent Demon Slipped Out of an Unsealed Envelop And Strangled Mrs. Greenville, who was operating the ZIP-code sorter. No mail will be delivered until further notice unless the envelope is clearly marked, "TITHES."

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Planet of the Apes
Charlton Heston does his best to save Christians from Hollywood's vehicle for Satan's big lie: EVOLUTION.

Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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-Jesse Helms 1986
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