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April 2001

Lamb of God Hit with Foot-and-Mouth Disease
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Bunny worshippers are worse than Catholics! Free Adobe PDF Holiday Card.
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Homosexuals Prefer Dick and Colin Over Bush
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The Bible Slavery Quiz
How does God tell us to treat slaves? The Bible has the answers. Test your knowledge of God's Holy Word!
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Unsaved Children Accidentally Mauled In Annual Easter Bunny Egging
“I screamed at the students to stop the egging, but they were oblivious,” noted Mrs. Pilate. “They had this glazed look in their eyes and kept throwing."
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Farmers Use Menstruating Women to Fertilize Crops
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I Can't Wait To See People Burn In Hell!
Listen and read as Pastor Deacon Fred preaches. Text and Real Audio!
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The Ladies of Landover Go Harlot Hunting
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Forget the Hot Rocks:
Christian Scientists propose harnessing geothermal energy from Hell.
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Self-Castration Epidemic Hits Freehold, Iowa!
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WWF Uses Bible as Guide for Treatment of Women
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Our Godly Film Reviews

Hannibal
Are you the only one in the theater not going to Hell?
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

CapAlert:
Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

Interactive Bible Quizzes!

Link To Our Bible Quiz Page (click here)
Test your Bible knowledge by taking one of these quizzes!
New "test" ament Quiz
Role of Women Bible Quiz
Creation Science Quiz
New Testament Damnation Quiz
The Wrath of God Quiz
Bible Punishment Quiz
Bible Sex Quiz
What Did Jesus Say? Flash Quiz!

Landover Movies!

Flash Movie: Levitical Law Week
Flash Movie: Bush Campaign Video
Animated Gif: The Jesus Fish
Movie File: Film Protest

Christian Politics

PLEASE PRAY FOR JENNA BUSH!
The Devil jumped right out of GW into his daughter! Focus your unspoken prayer requests by digging through the dirt!

We Need Dick!
Betty's Notes
Abortion Rumor
Bush Quotes!
Court Supremes
Church Ladies
Homos & Kids!

Uppity Colored Folks
LIE-berman
Laura Bush Interview
Clinton - Porn Lover
Liberals Hate
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Boycott Disney

A Godly Warning

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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