CIA Unveils Secret Weapon Against Wacky Islamic Fundamentalists
"Without assistance from American Baptists," said CIA director, George J. Tenet, "we never would have stood a chance of getting inside the minds of religious lunatics."
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EXCLUSIVE: Taliban Pin-Up Girl!
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How To Spot A Terrorist
An FBI Bureau sketch artist has generated a composite of a typical Middle Eastern male.
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Scott Bakula To Play Christian Captain On This Fall's Star Trek: Enterprise
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Federal Court Backs Bible-Based Ban on the Handicapped
"If the Boy Scouts can exclude homos, this church oughta be able to exclude gimps!" said Pastor Deacon Fred. Read the Adobe PDF Federal Court Document.
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Planet of the Apes
Charlton Heston does his best to save Christians from Hollywood's vehicle for Satan's big lie: EVOLUTION.

Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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