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Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter.

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Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Gun Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 8. Optional grade 7 for those who attended last year and failed to kill an endangered animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.

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