PRESS RELEASE - August 29, 2010
DC - Everyone who attended Glen Beck's
"Restoring Honor" Rally on August 28 has
their own personal story to share about how and where the Holy Ghost
touched them privately on that historic American day - a day almost as
significant to our country as July 4, 1776 and December 7, 1941.
There were two people in particular however,
who were touched so deeply, and in such a powerful way by the Spirit of
Caucasian Fellowship™ that their experience will affect millions of
others for years to come!
Until the day of Glen Beck's Godly rally,
Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick of the Landover Baptist
Church in Freehold Iowa
had not spoken a word to one another in over four months. The church
had been in the midst of a schism since
Pastor Deacon Fred
was jailed by the Board of Deacons after a controversial sermon he
delivered gave inspiration for a
young boy to harm himself.
After Pastor's imprisonment, Associate Pastor, Brother Harry
Hardwick, who also happened to be a childhood friend of Pastor Deacon
stepped in to assume a church leadership role.
In late June,
Deacon Fred escaped from jail in Fort Madison County Iowa and
was hiding in
godless and cold Canada with several of his followers. He
was captured again by a church Sin Posse (under direction of Brother
Hardwick) in the remote mountains of Manitoba. On the journey back to
Freehold, using the power of Christ in his heart and the cash in his
shoe, Pastor turned his captors against Hardwick and claimed over a
thousand of them as his own. They had crossed over the border into
America on horseback and were
already in North Dakota on their way
to bust Deacon Fred's wife Macel and his
secretary, Edna Denkins from
Facility where Deacon Fred was led to believe they were placed by
Two days before the Glen Beck rally, Brother
Hardwick sent a text message to Pastor Deacon Fred asking for a truce to
be held on August 28th in honor of the Glen Beck rally.
Brother Hardwick believed that August 28th would forever be known as one
of the most important days in American history, and it would be foolish
for Pastor and him not to put aside their differences in the Spirit of
Caucasian Fellowship™ on this important day.
After Hardwick assured Pastor Deacon Fred that there would be plenty
of publicity and media there, and that he would be able to make a grand
showing, Deacon Fred agreed to be picked up in a helicopter and taken to
Landover Baptist Airport to fly to the Glen Beck rally with Brother
On the flight to Washington DC, Brother Hardwick and Pastor Deacon
Fred prayed together and asked Jesus Christ to revive their souls and
send the Holy Spirit swooping across America and into the hearts of Glen
Sarah Palin. They asked Jesus to ask God to ask the Holy Spirit to
see if their differences can be put aside in order to allow them to be
vessels of His grace and power so they might stand as living testament
to His glory.
Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Hardwick were
picked up Regan National Airport by Glen Beck's personal limousine and
taken to his suite at the Ritz Carlton in Washington DC. They were able
to meet with Glen Beck at his hotel suite for light cocktails and
prayer. Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Hardwick were given full access
passes to the "Restoring Honor" rally and were inseparable during the
entire event. They shared the Spirit of Caucasian Fellowship™ and
secured tithes from conservative elites like Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh,
Ann Coulter and Matt Drudge to name a few.
Betty Bowers was a no-show, stating, “I never appear in public
without make-up or
After the rally, the two Pastors were absolutely convinced that all
of their bickering needed to be put aside so they could re-focus their
anointed energy on more important issues like the ones Glen Beck alluded
to during his Fundamentalist Christian sermons. "We can't waste any more
time!" Pastor told Hardwick. "Since I've been gone,
sinister grip has closed tighter around the necks of America's
children! Queers are teaching in our schools, Communists are running our
country, and the Moose'limbs want to build a Satanic Mosque in
Freehold! We also need to work together to see if we can't
get Glen Beck out of the
We don't want to see all these good folks running around out here in
white robes next year!
Trading wives and selling magic underwear! A-men?"
Brother Hardwick and Pastor Deacon Fred met for over 6-hours after
the rally with the Board of Deacons in their suite at the Ritz Carlton
in Washington DC and signed papers re-establishing Pastor Deacon Fred's
role as head Pastor and CEO of Landover Baptist Church. In addition, the
Board of Deacons returned the lease to Pastor's 200 acre Estate in
Leviticus Acres and the rest of his properties, including his Mercedes
collection. They also signed papers giving Glen Beck an honorary
Doctorate and Pastorship from
Baptist University with the stipulation that he would publically
renounce his Mormon faith.
Pastor Deacon Fred arrived back in Freehold,
Iowa on Sunday, August 29 - as he says,
in time for Wicca Hunting Season! Glory!" Upon arriving at his
estate, he was reunited with his wife, Macel Smith who had already been
tidying up his home. He also was pleased to find that his secretary,
Ms Edna Denkins was also on hand to greet him at his office that
Landover Baptist Church members were overjoyed to see Brother
Hardwick and Pastor Deacon Fred exchange a warm embrace on the podium
Sunday night. In a fitting "Welcome Home," Brother Hardwick gave up the
pulpit for the first time in nearly 4-months to Pastor Deacon Fred. And
sermon was heard by all.