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What therefore God hath joined together, let no man put asunder. Matthew 19:6

"For many years, people assumed that Matthew was referring to the so-called sanctity of marriage," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "But since the Lord saw fit to populate the ranks of Landover Baptist's Platinum-Level Tithers with Godly men on their second and third marriages, we knew this must not be the case. Then these unsaved twins come along and lift the scales from our eyes! I can tell you for a fact that there are a whole lot of Republican Americans out there who are very happy to find out Matthew was talking about those side show type twins all along, my friends."

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Finding Nemo
A young fish boy runs away from home after finding out his daddy is a flopping homosexual!

The Matrix Reloaded A Christian World?
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The Two Towers Homo Hobbits
Daredevil No Shame!
Scooby Doo Occult Lessons
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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