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The Incredible Road to the War on Iraq Follow the yellow bricks of uranium to find out who
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Harry Potter is Driving Children Insane!
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What therefore God hath joined
together, let no man put asunder. Matthew 19:6
"For many years, people assumed that Matthew was referring to the so-called
sanctity of marriage," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "But since the Lord saw fit
to populate the ranks of Landover Baptist's Platinum-Level Tithers with
Godly men on their second and third marriages, we knew this must not be the
case. Then these unsaved twins come along and lift the scales from our
eyes! I can tell you for a fact that there are a whole lot of Republican
Americans out there who are very happy to find out Matthew was talking about
those side show type twins all along, my friends."
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