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Help Stop an Unsaved Person From Seeing Bill Maher's New Movie, Religulous!Get a Free Jonas Brothers Christian Add-On for Rock Band 2 By Helping Us Stop Bill Maher's Filthy Movie!   Satan's Concubine, Bill Maher, will vomit his filth into America's theaters on October 3rd with a dangerous movie called, Religulous!  Get Involved - Action Alert!>  

Landover Baptist Hell House Starts on October 3rd - Click Here for More Details!Hell House 2008: Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!
Oct 3 - Nov 4, Henderson St., Des Moines, IA. Get a preview of each terrifying room in our "Life Under Obama," Hell House! Details!>  

Wiccans Slip Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!Wiccans Slip Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!  What's worse is, one can't tell a Wiccan's sex because they all wear lipstick and earrings and have huge saggy breasts.  Full Story>  

Sister Sarah Palin Week - There will be prayer meetings, special events, chaste flirting, educational sessions, luncheons, invitation dinners, sermons, classes for children and services dedicated to all things Sarah PalinChurch Mandates: SARAH PALIN WEEK! 
A whole week of events honoring the Lord's favorite female.  Schedule>  

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>


Halloween is Satan's Birthday!How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween!
Tips for Holyweeners, an Online Hell House, Holy Ghost Costumes, Book Burnings, Free downloadable Halloween masks and much more! Click Here!


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· Wiccans Commit Suicide in Dumpster

· The Wiccan Lust for Christian Blood!
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· What the BIble Says About Wiccans


Mrs. Betty Bowers is Running For President!VIDEO: Sister Betty Bowers Interviews Sarah Palin!
Mrs. Betty Bowers ~ From God's lips to your ears! The latest on Sarah Palin - Blogging on political affairs!

The Sarah Palin Center for Creation Science Research!  Mrs. Palin is not afraid to say that Jesus' Dad created the world in six literal days! Praise God!

Baptist Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama Read sincere questions our kids are asking about Barack Hussein Obama!


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Christian Checklist to Spotting FaggotryChristian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  "The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" Revelation!>

Beverly Hills Chihuahuas - A film about Mexians the Whole Family Can EnjoyBEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUAS:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
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Trade Your Voter's Registration Card In For Free Chicken From Popeye's!AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS:
Trade Us Your Voter's Registration Card For Free Fried Chicken From Popeye's!  No need to rough up any colored voters at the polls this coming election.  Popeye's fried chicken does the trick just fine.   Read More>

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Wiccan Hunting 2008! Bring the Kids!   
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Brother Reuben's Favorite Wiccan Cook Up Recipes!   
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Meet Sister in Christ, Sarah Palin!   
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