TOP NEWS FROM GOD'S PEWS:

Get a Free Jonas Brothers Christian Add-On for Rock Band 2 By Helping Us Stop Bill Maher's Filthy Movie!   Satan's Concubine, Bill Maher, will vomit his filth into America's theaters on October 3rd with a dangerous movie called, Religulous!  Get Involved - Action Alert!>  

Hell House 2008: Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!
Oct 3 - Nov 4, Henderson St., Des Moines, IA. Get a preview of each terrifying room in our "Life Under Obama," Hell House! Details!>  

Wiccans Slip Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!  What's worse is, one can't tell a Wiccan's sex because they all wear lipstick and earrings and have huge saggy breasts.  Full Story>  

Church Mandates: SARAH PALIN WEEK! 
A whole week of events honoring the Lord's favorite female.  Schedule>  

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>

Christian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  "The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" Revelation!>

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUAS:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
Movie Review! Read More> 

AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS:
Trade Us Your Voter's Registration Card For Free Fried Chicken From Popeye's!  No need to rough up any colored voters at the polls this coming election.  Popeye's fried chicken does the trick just fine.   Read More>

Please Baby Jesus! Don't Send Us to Hell For Celebrating Halloween!  The Official Landover Baptist Halloween Card. 
Click Here or Burn!>