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Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  We learned this year that the faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  MORE>

WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!How Satan Used Olympics Volleyball to Teach a New Generation of  Baptist Boys to Masturbate!  "When officers arrived, the boys were dressed and seated in the living room with Bibles on their laps. But the Devil left his hoof-prints all over the bedroom!" MORE>   

Mitt Romney's Hilarious Religious BeliefsMitt Romney's Absolutely Hilarious Religious Beliefs 
We gained more proof that Mormonism is second only to Scientology as the wackiest cult Lucifer ever boiled up in the Lake of Fire!  MORE>

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Still Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Read eye-opening questions our Godly Children asked about our "so-called" President elect.  MORE> 

Christian Family Action Alert Concerning the Wii Gaming System!  Click Here to Learn More!"Wii" Is Oriental For: "I Having Orgasm!"
American were shocked to learn that orientalated females squeal out, Wiiii!, during sexual encounters outside of marriage. MORE>

The True Christian™ Guide to the Movies!Satan's Favorite Movies From 2008! 
Gain a spiritual understanding of how Lucifer guides Hollywood film directors to vomit unholy filth into your local cinemas. MORE>

Jesse Helms - Celebrating the Life of a True Christian American Hero With a Special Tribute to the Late SenatorThe Greatest Loss of 2008  America lost a great spiritual leader this year. Jesse Helms, a True Christian™ hero, left us to go home to Jesus. Honor his memory by reading this tearful tribute. MORE>

The List of Banned Christmas Gifts for 2008 - All NEW!The 2008 List of Banned Christmas Toys!  
Christian experts discovered unspeakable horrors after fiddling with some of this year's most popular Christmas gifts  MORE>

Betty Bowers Political CommentarySister Betty Bowers' 2008 Memories
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Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!The Shocking Bible Discovery That Shattered the Homosexual Agenda!  We learned this year that the Bible actually reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" MORE>

Sister Sarah Palin Week - There will be prayer meetings, special events, chaste flirting, educational sessions, luncheons, invitation dinners, sermons, classes for children and services dedicated to all things Sarah Palin2008 Scrapbook Memories of SARAH PALIN WEEK 
A look back on a whole week of events honoring the Lord's favorite female for 2008.  MORE>  

James Dobson and Barak Obama - Old Testament vs. New Testament Battle For the Fate of Our Nation!James Dobson: FOCUS ON THE PHARISEE
A guide to understanding how American Christians interpret the New Testament with the help of James Dobson! You might be a practicing Christian and not even know it! MORE>


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