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Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell? Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell? 
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Cleanin' up the web with Pastor Deacon Fred - New Monthly Message with Loads of Links!Cleanin' Up the Web With Pastor Deacon Fred!  Pastor's new monthly column!  January 2009's message of hope and spiritual cleansing loaded with delightful links the Lord orders Pastor to reveal!  MORE>

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Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  We learned this year that the faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  MORE>

Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!The Shocking Bible Discovery That Shattered the Homosexual Agenda!  We learned this year that the Bible actually reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" MORE>

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