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The Mexican Swine Flu is Spreading - God's Wrath touches down in Freehold Iowa!Freehold Iowa Moves Quickly to Have Day Laborers and Hogs Put Down!
God is finally getting around to punishing Mexicans for worshipping Jesus' Mother, but whenever the Lord kicks off one of His killing sprees, we've got to prepare for collateral damage.  WHO WOULD JESUS FLU?>

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The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?" READ MORE!> 

HAVE A BIBLE BASED MOTHER'S DAY!Why Did Jesus HATE His Mother So Much?
The Holy Bible teaches us that Jesus' needy Mother, Mary was always trying to steal the show!

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Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? - The Truth About Easter Eggs!Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? Renowned Creation Scientist, Dr. Camaroon's 40-year journey betwixt the thighs of Satan himself!


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