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Anti-Gay Hand & Body Sanitizers Now Available!
Did you accidentally shake hands with a homosexual during Gay Pride Weekend? No worries! Now you can pray, and SPRAY the gay away! See incredible new products from our Creation Science Lab! LET ME SEE!>

With Michael Jackson Dead, The World Becomes a Safer Place For Children!
Michael Jackson's nose caved in on itself after one too many plastic surgeries and he suffocated during his Demerol-laced sleep. OFFICIAL STATEMENT>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly?
"I think Michelle Obama is pretty even though she is black..." MORE!>

Disney's, "Up" The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia! If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise concerns for your Christian family... MOVIE REVIEW!>

Traditional Marriage Explained!
The NEW YouTube video from Sister Betty Bowers is taking the internet by storm! Open your Bibles and listen along as Mrs. Bowers explains traditional marriage to everyone else! HD VIDEO>

Brother Harry's June Radio Interview
Listen to Brother Harry Hardwick as he shares the lashing love of the Lord on secular radio! Download Mp3>

Pastor's Daughter Wins Miss Baptist Beauty Contest 3rd Year in a Row!

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?
The faster Earth heats up, the more quickly Jesus will return! Glory! Read More>

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The Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! Brother Hardwick's Wednesday night sermon sends church members into a Holy Ghost inspired, demon-stomping frenzy to take back America for Jesus! FULL DETAILS!>

Jay Leno Fired For Stealing Proprietary Material From Popular Web Sites!
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Suffering for Jesus in Luxurious Saint James, Barbados
Our annual Platinum Tither Conference at Sandy Lane Luxury Resort in Saint James, Barbados is completely booked! Find out what you are missing if you didn't make the list!

I Asked Congress to Name July as "U.S. Christian Heritage Month" Deacon Fred discusses America's Christian History and how Landover Baptists played a major role in every significant event from 1612 forward. MORE!>

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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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