Sister Dora Denkins, Come Home! Jesus Loves You, and We Want to Talk With You!

Sister Dora, we know you are reading this and the whole world knows that you are making a complete fool of yourself! It is only a matter of time before we (and Jesus) find you. We've all seen the lies you've been spreading about our beloved church family on your website. Do you know how much heartache you are causing us? Aside from the half-a-dozen usual monthly lawsuits, we've got the FBI up here searching for your body! Is this what you wanted? Now do Jesus and yourself a favor by picking up that phone in your Palm Beach condo and giving Pastor a call on his direct line. This message will remain here until you have done so, and it's likely your silly message board website on voy.com will get shut down for exceeding bandwidth!