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Sister Dora, we know you are reading this and the whole world knows that you are making a complete fool of yourself! It is only a matter of time before we (and Jesus) find you. We've all seen the lies you've been spreading about our beloved church family on your website. Do you know how much heartache you are causing us? Aside from the half-a-dozen usual monthly lawsuits, we've got the FBI up here searching for your body! Is this what you wanted? Now do Jesus and yourself a favor by picking up that phone in your Palm Beach condo and giving Pastor a call on his direct line. This message will remain here until you have done so, and it's likely your silly message board website on will get shut down for exceeding bandwidth!

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Finding Nemo
A young fish boy runs away from home after finding out his daddy is a flopping homosexual!

The Matrix Reloaded A Christian World?
Bruce Almighty God Doesn't Clown Around!
The Two Towers Homo Hobbits
Daredevil No Shame!
Scooby Doo Occult Lessons
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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